Guy 1: When you wake up in the morning in an unfamiliar place
Guy 2: And you can't remember where or when, let alone her face
Girl 1: Cannot find your shoe and your hair smells like a bar
Guy 3: But you kinda feel excited cause you got really far
Girl 2: Ugh!
Guy 2: Last night I was sure that I was with a ten
Guy 4: Then this morning when I saw those kankles I had to think again
Oh I will not be ashamed
(Girl 3: Be ashamed)
Guy 3: To walk the crowded streets alone
Guy 2: In yesterday's outfit and cologne
Girl 3: Oh how I'll push through the day
(Vendor: Through the day)
In my tiny ruffled mini skirt and some guys extra large T-shirt
All: Oh I will not be ashamed.
Guy 4: I went to a theme party not planning to stay long
Guy 5: In the morning I found myself still dressed in a thong
Guy 6: I see my professor walking by and I'm feeling like a freak
I wonder what he'll think when I take his daughter out next week.
All: Oh we will not be ashamed
Be ashamed
Girl 4: I'm feeling like a greasy mess
Girl 5: Still rockin' out my bridesmaid dress
All: And how we'll push through the day
As we walk that bright and crowded plank
Called the walk of shame
Oh we will not be ashamed
Guy 5 : I try to learn my lesson
Girl 1: Time and time again
Guy 5: But tomorrow when the clock strikes two I'm back in love again...back in love again.